The Mouse's Roar

...that's Virtual Disease! and i caught it from crystaltear since she's the one who used to have chat dysfunction before, and mne only showed up last night...

so sorry for disappearing from chat last night, but it's all CT's fault... i heard it was veeeerrrreh interesting... i plan to get my hands on the transcript soon...

also, in case anyone was wondering whether i ever found that drabble about 'fine-tuning' (a la CT and lemonyloyce 's inappropriate mentor/mentee relationship) i did! and here it is! 

in other news, i have a midterm tomorrow which i haven't started studying for...anybody know anything about Spinoza's Theological-Political Treatise? All i got out of it was that God=Nature and therefore whoever is in power is 'chosen' by God, because it was 'natural selection'. 

I guess that means God chose Bush.

I think I'm an atheist now. 

I should probably read the book again, so I can convince myself that Spinoza has no clue what he's talking about. For my sanity.


I'm still sick.  Anybody know any good home remedies to get rid of phlegm? (sorry if that was TMI) I hate sounding like a 40 yr old chainsmoking lesbian...

altho maybe the lesbian part isn't so inccurate, eh girls? ::eyebrow waggle::

I am so evil

But you love it.

I'm gonna go drown myself in ramen now.

look crystaltear! the IM convos have spilled over into LJ


Adaon6: how's life?
Sammie J0E: not too bad
Adaon6: anything new?
Adaon6: meet any hot guys and run off to vegas?
Sammie J0E: went to a brazilian coffee house last nite in ny
Sammie J0E: no hot guys unfortunately
Sammie J0E: but really good coffee!
Adaon6: that's probably a good thing
Sammie J0E: but really, if i had run off to vegas do you think i'd be online?
Adaon6: you really want me to answer that?
Sammie J0E: why not
Adaon6: yes
Adaon6: first I would expect a LJ post in which you are squeeing over the hot guy
Adaon6: then you being on IM so all your girl friends could squee with you
Adaon6: sometime after mythbusters tonight I would be very bored, and probably read through 50 replies of squeeing about  the hot guy on your LJ
Sammie J0E: ROFL
Adaon6: how's that for an ansswer?
Sammie J0E: that's awesome

jus in case anybody is wondering what goes on behind the scenes of our glorious ML... a peek into tonite's moderator's chat...

crystalcrying: i seriously don't think there are many of those though, I've been looking through the files for awhile now while looking for porn sites and whatnot
SMARTYCAT9383: LOL
berrygolds: HEhehe...
Sammie J0E: nice
SMARTYCAT9383: such honesty is refreshing! LOL
berrygolds: *dies laughing*
crystalcrying: that came out wrong -_-
crystalcrying: I meant to delete them guys!
crystalcrying: :p
berrygolds: riiiight...*pats CT*
berrygolds: ^_~
crystalcrying: don't you dare put that on your info page for aim, mouse :p hehe
Sammie J0E: who me? :-P
berrygolds: post it on LJ instead....hehehehe!
SMARTYCAT9383: yes! yes!
SMARTYCAT9383: share the love! i approve
crystalcrying: LOL
crystalcrying: yeah, def
berrygolds: Hehehe. 8-)
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SMARTYCAT9383: about the torture tho... no blood. or other bodily fluids really. dreadfully difficult to get out of the carpet
lemonyloyce: you will respect my AUTHORI-TIE!
crystalcrying: oh man, that sounded bad..bodily fluids
Sammie J0E: ::dies again::
lemonyloyce: ROTF
crystalcrying: doesn't beat my porn though ^_^
SMARTYCAT9383: i was jsut about to say that
lemonyloyce: CT has porn?!
SMARTYCAT9383: says the one who was looking for porno
lemonyloyce: *is mockingly agast*
SMARTYCAT9383: no, she couldn't find it
crystalcrying: yes, I look for porn on the ML
berrygolds: I'm still dying over that one...^_^
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SMARTYCAT9383: yes, yes, shameless. ct and berry, you need to finish the knighting
lemonyloyce: oh! i get to be knighted
lemonyloyce: do i get a pony?!
berrygolds: CT, get the sword!
lemonyloyce: i want a black one!!!
crystalcrying: *whips out sword*
berrygolds: whoa there!
berrygolds: ^_^
crystalcrying: hehehe
SMARTYCAT9383: now that's the kind of enthusiasm i like to see!
lemonyloyce: *dances around the room* ponyponyponypony!
berrygolds: *runs around the room trying to but the hat on Loycey's head*
crystalcrying: behold the Force, Loyce! *points sword* Help us in our quest to rid the ML of clutter and bad spellers and make it a warm and fuzzy place!
SMARTYCAT9383: *passes popcorn to oneechan*
SMARTYCAT9383: And spread the flaming text of obviousness!
lemonyloyce: *stops* i get a HAT too?!?!
lemonyloyce: *SQUEEEE*
SMARTYCAT9383: *nods* your official regulation-issue dictator hat
berrygolds: *finally give Loycey her hat* WHEW!
crystalcrying: you put it on when you're about to make someone owned
Sammie J0E: yeah! own-age baby
lemonyloyce: AWESOME!!!
lemonyloyce: so can i use this on chris?
crystalcrying: sure! No boundaries
berrygolds: *grins*
SMARTYCAT9383: Ahem... the bodily fluids no-no extends to the uniform
SMARTYCAT9383: hell on the dry cleaners, it is
crystalcrying: rotfl
berrygolds: *coughs*
lemonyloyce: *frumps* you're no fun smarty

EDIT (to add some stuff that came up after midnite):
SMARTYCAT9383: oh! you know how it's intimate and sexy to shave a man.
crystalcrying: wow, that was so random
SMARTYCAT9383: eyebrow plucking *nods nods*
crystalcrying: is it really?
SMARTYCAT9383: no it wasn't
crystalcrying: ahh, i see the method to your madness now
Sammie J0E: <--confused
SMARTYCAT9383: it's kinda foamy and aftershavy really
lemonyloyce: ROTF
Sammie J0E: ...
lemonyloyce: i just spit water, smarty!
crystalcrying: omfg *headdesk* lmao
SMARTYCAT9383: and then you have to worry about reciporocity and them wanting to do your legs and all
SMARTYCAT9383: and working their way up to places you certainly don't want a razor anywhere near

we got some organizational stuff done too... i swear... O;-)

u guys remember the doberman? well he jus randomly IMed me again...

( another weird conversation )

anybody watch the RNC tonite? well i'm a masochist...so i did... and guess who was there! ::weep:: dexter freebish!! so of course i had to IM my fellow DF fan of the travesty that had taken place....

laurenG85: Eep? RNC???
Sammie J0E: yes!
Sammie J0E: evil
Sammie J0E: they sang 'leaving town'
Sammie J0E: i love that song! and now i'll be forced to cringe everytime i hear it
Sammie J0E: oh the humanity!
laurenG85: I LOOOOOVE Dexter Freebish
laurenG85: me and my BFF Frankles want to see them live sobad
laurenG85: but I dont know what RNC is
laurenG85: !!!
Sammie J0E: republican national convention
Sammie J0E: u may pass out now
laurenG85: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

laurenG85: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
laurenG85: WHY WHYWHY!????
laurenG85: That's enough to make me cry!
Sammie J0E: so so wrong! how could they do this to us!!??
Sammie J0E: evil evil
Sammie J0E: it must have been dick cheney...he's evil and good at tricking ppl
laurenG85: Him and his Dick Tricks!
laurenG85: Ooooh, I'm on to you CHENEY!
Sammie J0E: maybe they were trying to send the republicans a message to leave town with the song...maybe they haven't been brainwashed...
Sammie J0E: maybe... maybe...
laurenG85: OH!
laurenG85: YOU'RE RIGHT!
laurenG85: IT JUST MAY BE TRUE!
Sammie J0E: they were forced to go on stage like relena was forced to become queen of romafeller...they didn't have a choice
laurenG85: !!!!
laurenG85: OMGZ, YES!
Sammie J0E: cuz all the vicious republicans in their scary cowboy hats were standing around the stage
laurenG85: Cheney: (ala Dekim) You will be Queen Relena, or we shall burn Sanq to the ground!
laurenG85: Dexter Freebish: Uhm, dude, what the hell is Sanq?
Sammie J0E: LOL
laurenG85: Cheney: Oh sorry...OR WE'LL BURN THE ROCK N' ROLL HALL OF FAME TO THE GROUND!
laurenG85: Dexter Freebish: 0_0 NOOOOOOO!
Sammie J0E: DF: We surrender!
laurenG85: Cheney: That's what I thought. Now put on your little dress and become the figurehead that shall unite ROMAFELLAR! I mean...THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!
Sammie J0E: it is for the good of all things rock that we must do this
laurenG85: LMAO!
Sammie J0E: we shall enlighten these country western folks to the true beauty of music
laurenG85: ::NODSNODSNODS::
laurenG85: Seriously
laurenG85: picture the Dexter Freebish band in Queen Relena dresses
laurenG85: with the tiara
Sammie J0E: LOL
laurenG85: ::dies::
Sammie J0E: too good
Sammie J0E: they're so cute tho
laurenG85: Heero's like sitting there watching them play in a republican suppoter outfit witha  gun
laurenG85: ::dies;:
Sammie J0E: LOL
laurenG85: I totlaly have a crush on the drummer
laurenG85: Franky called the lead singer way before I could
Sammie J0E: the lead singer had that nice scruffy look
Sammie J0E: brainstorm! micheal moore as heero
laurenG85: HOLY SHIT!
laurenG85: TOO FUNNY!
laurenG85: We have to give him the little Oz outfit now, you realize
Sammie J0E: rofl
Sammie J0E: will he fit in it?
laurenG85: no
laurenG85: which is why it'll be so hot
Sammie J0E: he'll pull out his megaphone and threaten to read out the patriot act
laurenG85: LMAO!
Sammie J0E: and dekim/cheney is gonna be all like "nooo...seize him!"
laurenG85: This rules so ad
laurenG85: *bad
laurenG85: why isn't Gundam Wing applied to real life ALL the time?
Sammie J0E: you know, wouldn't things be so much clearer then?
laurenG85: Honestly!
Sammie J0E: this convo is totally going on my LJ btw
Sammie J0E: everyone needs to be enlightened
laurenG85: Wha 0_0
Sammie J0E: they will see the republican party for what it really is! jus another romafeller!
laurenG85: OOOOH SNAP!
laurenG85: We seriously have the key
Sammie J0E: dexter freebish will lead us into a new world order!! where ppl in cowboy hats will have to sit in the back of the bus!
Sammie J0E: or something
Sammie J0E: does this mean michael moore and dexter freebish are gonna fall madly in love?
Sammie J0E: with michael moore lurking in the shadows of all their concerts
laurenG85: OH MY GOD!
laurenG85: MICHAEL MOORE + DEXTER FREEBISH = LOVE
laurenG85: Like, seriously, all of Dexter Freebish falls in love with him
laurenG85: when he getsmarried, all of Dexter Freebish wears wedding dresses
laurenG85: I'm feeling this man
Sammie J0E: ralph nader/duo will be best man
Sammie J0E: annoying michael moore about finally tying the knot
laurenG85: LMAO!
laurenG85: AWESOME.
laurenG85: This is quite possibly the best yaoi couple ever
laurenG85: Shiiiiiiit, Gravitations' got nothing on us
Sammie J0E: LOL
Sammie J0E: they have the rocker with the writer too don't they?
laurenG85: LMAO! OH MY GOD! YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!
Sammie J0E: too many coincidences
Sammie J0E: it's meant to be
Sammie J0E: DF+MM 4EVA
laurenG85: LMAO!!!
laurenG85: IT'S SOOOOO TRUUUUE!

 

Sammie: done...
KING: done?
KING: excellent
KING: ok dude
KING: i gotta split
Sammie: u suck
KING: sorry
KING: it happens!
Sammie: ...
KING signed off at 6:17:42 PM.

without so much as a 'thank you' and they're outta here...

::sigh::